Kottonmouth Kings Named Time’s 2019 Person of the Year

It's early 2000, you're in seventh grade, it's after school and you're in your friend Mike's basement. His older brother is making you a burnt cd from songs he's downloaded off Kazaaa. There's a little room left on the cd after he puts the Static X and Eminem songs you've asked for and he includes... Continue Reading →

Rejected Wedding Entrance Ideas: Mission Impossible, Mortal Kombat, Chewbacca

In less than 30 days I marry the love of my life. Now we may love each other, but that doesn't mean we agree on everything, and one point of contention has been our wedding reception entrance. I work in marketing and at my encense, I'm an idea man. I come up with ideas and... Continue Reading →

Fat Chris: the Journey & Final Fight

It's summertime, 1995, Batman Forever is in the theatres and Seal's "Kiss From a Rose" is burning up the airwaves. I'm 8 years old and attending Sports Camp in Braintree, Massachusetts. Sports camp is really cool. We play games like kingpin (dodgeball that incorporates bowling pins, that if you knock over you win and/or get... Continue Reading →

An American in Lebanon

    Many years ago, my fiancee, Ranna was promised in marriage to the prominent son of a neighboring village's leader in Lebanon.  However, fate intervened and she fell in love with a Braintree bad boy with Irish roots and terrible handwriting...me. In order for us to be wed, I had to travel to Lebanon... Continue Reading →

Create a free website or blog at WordPress.com.

Up ↑